Sunday, August 10, 2008

You can call me RAAALPH!

Ok, went downstairs to have breakfast and the settup was breath taking..Unusual things to eat in the morning..dimsum, lamb, pizza, vegetables ect...They did have your bacon and sausage. I thought I would try a steamed veggie ball...Well, ? Well I swear when I was chewing it something was moving in my mouth...I spit it right out on my plate...ran to the bathroom and Ralphed (threw up). SO here I am in my hotel room brushing my teeth....
There are so many american families with Chinese children..Everyone is swapping stories and experiences. Vicki, I have your letter tucked in my shoe....Thanks babe..And Tracy, the weather is smoggy and humid...around 90 degrees.I am having issues with my hair....Its so confused...curly or straight..Aggh

Michelle, if you remember the night we were in my kitchen and Sheila, Kelly and Helen were dressed to the tee all glamorous andI felt the frumpiest I ever felt...well try coming to China where everyone is so small..The chew their food like a gazillion times and really fast....

The shower head reached my belly button...everyone is rather short..i have no problems finding Hank through the crowd..

over and out..

Reen

4 comments:

Vicki said...

Oh Rina. I love your comment about the shower head reaching to your belly button. Sounds like instead of a shower -- you're using a fancy French toilet, a bidet...with the little water spicket. I'm crackin' up!!
Repeat after me 3 times:
'No eating of items that have "stuff" in them.' Pinky swear.
Or as one of your fave cops would say, "Step away from the buffet and put your hands in the air!!"
Can't wait to hear about little cutie patootie who's on her way!!
Vicki

Rina said...

Vicki,
I went to the bathroom in Toyko and balanced myself just right (dont want to touch the seat) and all of a sudden I guess I moved and this friggen spray came up to wash my a**...I was so grossed out...Boy do I wish I was a guy right about now...
xoxo
thanks for your call on Friday. I needed your pep talk..You rock sister friend

Rina aka Red

Lynn B. said...

I'm cracking up reading these....you haven't changed one bit since moving to Florida!!!

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